Today's Joke:
After the shameful defeat of pakistani cricket team with india in 03 worldcup at south africa, the
team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel
rooms.
Inzmam could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun.
So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Imzmam !"
Surprised
for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again -
the same woman greets him "Hi Inzmam!".
Inzmam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of
a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Inzmam!". Bewildered by now,
he could not help asking, "How did you recongise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sohib Aktar!"
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When Jhilke was little, his teacher asked him if he knows his numbers.
"Yes,"
Jhilke said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes
after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
Jhilke replied
"A jack" 
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